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16 Weirdest Movie Names Of All Time: What Were They Thinking?

Updated on 19 July, 2016 at 10:43 pm By

We’ve all been taken aback by some of the title choices Bollywood has made over the years. ‘Daag: The Fire’ comes to mind. What’s scary is that there are way worse names Bollywood has gone with. And this strangeness has been going on forever.

In 1925, there was a movie called ‘Handsome Black Guard’. Silly me, I thought blackguard was an old-timey gaali. In 1982, someone thought ‘Aa Takli Teri Maang Bharu’ was a great title to go with! I kid you not. Google it! The year after ‘DDLJ’, in 1996 that is, they made a movie called ‘Haseena Haathi Waali’. Go figure!

Here is a choice selection of some of the worst movie names of all time. Enjoy!

 

1. ‘Kuku Mathur ki Jhand Ho Gayi’ (2014)


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Why this name? Why?!!

 

2. ‘Doodh Ka Karz’ (1990)

Erm! WHAT?!! Also, why the naagin dance?

 

3. ‘Fashionable Wife’ (1959)

Well, why not?

 

4. ‘Guddu Ki Gun’ (2015)


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Erm! NO!

 

5. ‘Boond Jo Ban Gayi Moti’ (1967)

Science can go to hell, we’ll turn water into pearls, or fat, depending!

 

6. ‘Hello! Hum Lallan Bol Rahe Hain’ (2010)

Sounds like a Rajpal Yadav movie, don’t it?!!

 

7. ‘Gyarah Hazar Ladkiyan’ (1962)

Why this particular number? What does it mean?

 

8. ‘Zimbo Comes to Town’ (1960)



A prequel to ‘Dunston Checks In’, perhaps?

 

9. ‘Raakhi Aur Rifle’ (1976)

Sounds like angry brother out to kill for honor or something!

 

10. ‘Hastey Hastey Follow Your Heart!’ (2008)

That’s just dumb!

 

11. ‘Ek Baar Dhol Bajao Na’ (2008)

Eurgh!

 

12. ‘Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Haath Mein’ (1986)

Grossest double meaning piece-of-shit movie title EVER!

 

13. ‘Shin Shinaki Boobla Boo’ (1952)

Jaadugar O.P Sharma’s inspiration!

 

14. ‘Apna Haath Jagannath’ (1960)

The first time I heard this expression was in ‘Kaminey’. Also, ewwwww!

 

15. Sirf….: Life Looks Greener on the Other Side (2008)

Huh! Why would life look greener on any side? Is it sick? Is it jealous? What?!!

 

16. ‘Gaai Aur Gori’ (1973)


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Jaya Bhaduri is the gori. Shatrughan Sinha is the hero. I don’t quite understand where the cow fits in!

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