1. You start drinking lots of alcohol. And your friends become too happy!
2. Your precious things become memories.
3. You start hating the word “LOVE”.
4. You enter into depression when you hear the word “GIRLFRIEND”.
5. Sometimes fate is not in your favour. You see her again but this time she is with a rich boyfriend.
6. It’s hard to create a new relationship; your face expresses everything.
7. You cry like hell after watching DDLJ…cuz you are no longer part of her life!
8. And you become confident after watching ‘Pyaar Ka Punchnama’!
9. And after the movies you get back to drinks, and your friends become happy once again!
10. It is only after the breakup that you realise your lover was a psycho.
11. But that broken down feeling ends when you get this in your mailbox!
And then you started drinking after marriage, Because of your wife!