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17 Great Ways In Which You Can Unleash Shakespearean Insults In Everyday Life

Published on 3 August, 2018 at 7:30 am By

The world has begun to appreciate sarcasm and sassiness off late. Intelligent insults and witty comebacks are the rave. And why not? One of the best ways of shutting someone’s mouth is through insults. However this would be better if it comes from a literary figure like Shakespeare. At least you won’t be tagged as a foul mouth. The Shakespearean insults let’s you show your sassy side while maintaining the illusion being classy!


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The biggest advantage would be that most wouldn’t understand it and may not even realize it was meant as an insult. Even though we haven’t all read Shakespeare’s works, we know who is. And his sass is legendary. Hence, here we provide you with such Shakespearean insults that you can use in your everyday life.

 

1. Villain, I have done thy mother

This one sounds so much more refined than its Hindi translation and no one would understand it either, at least for a few seconds.

 

Shakespearean Insults

 

2. Would thou wert clean enough to spit on


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3. Poisonous bunch-backed toad

Give that to someone who spins poisonous words on and about you.

 

Shakespearean Insults

 

4. Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch

Better than a simple Son of a b**ch. Isn’t it?

 

 

5. You, minion, are too saucy

This would be perfect for the boot lickers.

 

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6. I am sick when I do look on thee

When you’ve had just too much and can’t even look at that annoying person.

 

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7. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell

For those pretentious one you’ve had just enough of. Show them their place with one of these perfectly crafted Shakespearean insults.

 

 

8. Thy have a plentiful lack of wit

When the dumbness gets too much.

 

 

9. You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave

Better than ‘Talk to the hand’ frankly.



 

 

10. Thou art as loathsome as a toad

When your hatred of the person needs to be expressed artfully.

 

Shakespearean Insults

 

11. No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe, I could find out countries in her

For the ‘fat cow’ you so dislike.

 

 

12. Thou art as fat as butter

Another one for the one you dislike and that too much fat to be able to carry his own weight.

 

Shakespearean Insults you can use

 

13. Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes

Wouldn’t you want to use this one on so many?

 

amazing Shakespearean Insults

 

14. Away, you three-inch fool

Apt for the annoying short one who gets on your nerves.

 

 

15. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous

Those who never have a good thing to say.

 

 

16. I’ll beat thee but I wouldn’t infect my hands

When you don’t want to argue or physically fight with those below your level.

 

 

17. I do desire we may be better strangers

When you wish someone just hadn’t come into your life.

 


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Go use these Shakespearean insults and spreads some sunshine!

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