On Tuesday, the Government made Aadhaar number mandatory for filing income tax returns. This surprising move will be implemented from July 1, 2017. Aadhaar enrolment number will also be accepted while filing ITR. Also, you would require an Aadhaar number to register for a PAN card.
The internet is going crazy after this news came out, and they hilariously predicted how Aadhaar card will rule India in days to come.
1. All the Tinder freaks, take notice.
Soon you’ll have to give your Aadhar number if you want to swipe right on Tinder also.
— Rohan (@mojorojo) December 23, 2016
2. That was deep and quite sensible.
Got it. It is compulsorily mandatory to voluntarily get yourself an Aadhaar card.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 22, 2017
3. If you don’t show the Aadhaar card, there will be no show.
Kapil Sharma show without Sunil Grover is like an Indian without Aadhar
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 21, 2017
4. Keju is feeling the heat.
Kejriwal: Bazar se meetha pan le aa
Ashutosh: Aadhar card do
K: Pagal ho ?
A: Arey news mein aaya hai Pan banwane ke liye aadhar zaroori hai
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) March 21, 2017
5. Order. Order.
Scenes after #Aadhar card compulsion:
— Hamna H Siddiqui (@HamnaHisam) March 22, 2017
6. Twitter will be updated too.
— Pankaj Ahuja (@panku_) March 22, 2017
7. SC, you listening?
Supreme Court: “Aadhar can not be mandatory for access to ANY service.”
Govt.: “SC didn’t give Aadhar before opinion. Doesn’t count.”
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) March 22, 2017
8. From high to low.
[Goes to shop]
Me: Ek Gold flake dena
Shopkeeper: Aadhaar card hai kya
Me : Nahi
Shopkeeper: Tho le beedi pi
— Jugaadu (@JugaadEngineer) March 22, 2017
9. The most honest Aadhaar photo.
— Rohit Sharma (@geek_rohit) March 22, 2017
10. Bhai, tu virgin he rahega.
— Sayantan Ghosh (@sayantansunnyg) March 22, 2017
11. Hold it!!!!
Only ppl with #AadharCard are allowed to piss on wall where its written ‘dekho gadha moot rha h’ 🇦😂😂
— Shobhit Bansal (@docshobh) March 22, 2017
12. That’s quite a valid argument.
I’m sorry, if the river Ganga’s a living entity, show me her Aadhaar card.
— カオナシ (@adbsideload) March 21, 2017
13. At least, he will be quiet now.
— . (@almostUntamed) March 22, 2017
14. The circle of life.
— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) March 21, 2017