Top 10 jokes of Chuck Norris

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Updated on 10 Oct, 2012 at 10:05 am


Ever since the inception of “Chuck Norris Facts” on the wide landscape of Internet, we’ve seen a phenomenal change in the tastes of people who dwell around humor. No doubt, he has an international image of tough guy and is widely known for the lethal proses of martial art, but apart from this he is also a material of laughter and fun. Weird, eh? Well, chuck out the talks about his acting and fighting capabilities and scroll down to go ROFL while reading the top 10 jokes of Chuck Norris. Dude, if you don’t know who he is then it’d be better to leave the page immediately because currently he’s mind-reading you from the picture given below. And remember, once he is angry, he’ll drag you into the screen and for entire life you’ll be bookmarked on Google Chrome as a victim of Chuck.

top 10 jokes of chuck norris


Cocaine is Chuck Norris’ dandruff.


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take sh*t from anybody.


The dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad…once.



When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.


Space is continuously expanding because other galaxies are running away from Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.


Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to face Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.


Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.