Top 10 funny thanksgiving quotes

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Updated on 9 May, 2012 at 8:57 am


Thanskgiving is a day for relishing with your family, friends and relatives. On this merry making day, no doubt, people blank out their tautnesses entirely and enjoy the presence of their companions amid great food and fun. People talk to each other, share their experiences, dreams and even blurred philosophies. While the chit-chat continues, some topics are amazingly converted into an enough material to make you laugh your lungs out. TopYaps presents ten funny thanksgiving quotes, delivered by some famous celebrities on this occasion.

10. Jon Stewart:

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

9. Michael Dresser:

Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.

8. P. J. O’Rourke:

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

7. George Carlin:

We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.

6. Jim Gaffigan:

“Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’”


5. Phyllis Diller:

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

4. Conan O’Brien:

“The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, “I don’t need a pardon. I need a job.’”

3. Kevin James:

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

2. Irving Berlin:

Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still I’d like to express my thanks.

1. David Letterman:

“Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’