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10 Funny Sayings That Will Make You Laugh Out Your Lungs Each Time You Read Them

Updated on 9 August, 2019 at 2:06 pm By

Remembering the fact “Laughter is the best therapy”, we are presenting here 10 funny sayings, intended to give you a chuckle. We’re sure, these funny sayings will make you laugh out your lungs, each and every time you read them. No doubt, amid the hectic schedule of our daily lives we often miss the fun part, which is immensely significant to keep us moving ahead despite several roadblocks and barriers. Precisely, we can’t say who were the people behind these lines, but one thing is certain that whenever and wherever we read them, we suddenly forget the ill-goings and start expressing joy with eh-that’s-damn-amusing attitude.

1. Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

 

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2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

 

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3. He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.

 

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4. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

 

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5. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth; that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.

 

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6. At twenty, a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy, he still wants to reform the world but he knows he can’t.

 

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7. We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.

 

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8. Death is hereditary.

 

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9. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

 

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10. Where there is a will, there are five hundred relatives.


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