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Top 10 funny Facebook status messages

Updated on 11 May, 2012 at 6:59 am By

Written by real people, these funny Facebook status messages are really awesome and are the easiest way to lighten up your Facebook profile page. Move ahead and start your day with these funny updates that’ll make up your whole day, for sure.

10. …..says people are always asking whats the meaning of life, why dont they just look it up in the dictionary. Duh!!!!


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9. …..slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

8. “Daddy how was I born? Well Son, it all started when I retweeted one of her tweets…….”

7. …..is Loading ████████████ 99%.

6. A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the cursor.



5. A day late and a dollar short!!

4. My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”…so I poked him.


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3. Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

2. …..is wondering what will happen if Steve Jobs dies…. His tombstone may read – iDead.


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1.…..is writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others “status” is.

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