These 16 Rust Cohle Wisecracks Are All You Need To Become True Detective

1. If you think Rust Cohle is calm, you’re handing your ass to him.

 

2. Lennon must be happy somewhere.

 

3. You don’t talk deep to Rust Cohle. Rust Cohle IS deep.

 

4. Rust Cohle doesn’t give a damn how you feel when you meet him.

 

5. When Rust Cohle comes to interrogate, folks start praying whichever God they believe in.

 

6. Rust Cohle can’t love because he can think.

 

7. Rust Cohle has his own business. He doesn’t care about yours.

 

8. Rust Cohle smokes when he wants to smoke. And, where he wants.

 

9. This is how Rust Cohle returns gratitude.

 

10. Oh yes! And he has a F***ing Academy Award to prove it.

 

11. There is a little bit of Camus in Rust Cohle. Or, maybe a whole lot.

 

12. Rust Cohle is not a tourist.

 

13. Don’t ever try to change Rust Cohle’s way of thinking to fit your own.

 

14. Not a lot of Mush with this guy, Rust.

 

15. Rust Cohle is a Big Picture kinda guy.

 

16. The name is Cohle. Rust Cohle.