You hate your frenemies so much so that you want them to just s**k at anything they do. Find here 14 terrible ‘modern curses’ you can use on your frenemies.
May it be the first thing to greet (irritate) you every time you log on to Facebook.
May it cause you to suffer severe pain in your ear or break your headphones forever.
So much so that you struggle every night to fall asleep.
And may this make you late for work every day.
May it disturb you so much that you bang your laptop or throw away the mouse in anger.
May this put you to shame often in your life!
So you end up being the last person always in anything you do.
And may you be seen by friends every time you fix your socks.
And may you keep ordering one after the other and never get a chance to have one in your entire life.
And may you always wake up to find that your laptop is just without any charge to let you do anything on it.
And let this make you never understand anything.
And may you always be seen dancing in the street.
Not just getting wet may you also fall and break your head.
And may you always go hungry.