Here’s the deal.
February is right here. The “official” lovey-dovey season has kicked off and many “to-prove-we-love-each-other” days will fill this week, ending with the iconic Valentine’s Day.
The ‘baeless’ crowd will be busy bashing this whole Valentine’s thing in all their passive-aggressive glory, But for couples, these are the days to celebrate their momentous love in that special and intimate way.
But very often, couples aren’t aware of what to do to make the best of this week. One wrong move and you become the unforgiven. So if you like the risky business, these are the best moves to make sure you never get to have another Valentine’s. Ever.
1. Don’t book a nice, cozy room.
After all, why waste any money when you can afford the same dark, smelly spot in Lodhi Gardens. Make a dash!
2. Don’t plan a romantic movie in a single screen theater.
Because Netflix and chill, Like every other night.
3. Don’t buy exotic flowers even though you can.
Kyunki Make in India, dude. Modi ji said so.
4. Don’t buy champagne for your Valentine.
The very best choice for you is your mate – Old Monk. But, do you want your love to grow old in grief or young in love?
Very existential, I know.
5. Don’t switch on the Relationship Mode on the OYO App.
Be generous. Why not let other couples grab the rooms before you can?
6. Call your ex.
Woh din..woh raat..jaanu. Remember?
7. Don’t buy any gifts before the day arrives.
Go shopping on D-day alone to surprise your partner. At least, you will get to buy “regrets”.
Others are cozying up while you’re busy dodging to find the right present.
8. Never hold hands.
All that lovey-dovey shit. It should make your inner marathon runner alive.
9. Don’t book a candlelight dinner.
Making a special dinner for your girlfriend, isn’t that tempting? Well, Jon Snow, you know nothing (except Maggi).
10. Don’t write a poem for your valentine.
Why be a poet, when you’ve the internet (and SRK song lyrics)?
If you’re still unconvinced, and want to do what happy couples do, maybe the Relationship Mode on the OYO App can help you out.