How will you react if I say, I love eating bananas? Other than the POGO lovers, everyone will try to hide a chuckle. Isn’t that right? What harm has a seemingly innocent fruit ever done to anyone! More importantly, why it is one of the most used items during double meaning conversations? The questions are of course for the uninitiated. Well, let us shed some light on your confusion. If you haven’t noticed, bananas look much like a certain part of a male body. The normal process of eating it is peeling it off, putting it in your mouth, and taking a bite.
Got the picture? We are sure now we don’t need to explain further why that might attract a wave of laughter from others.
Recently, I stumbled on a post that showcased the right way of eating a banana for women in a room full of men. Wondering how does that look? Check the image:
We know what you are thinking and the netizens too couldn’t control their expression. Here are some of the comments:
Now that you know how to eat bananas as a woman, what if you are a man? Well, another post came up with a perfect solution for that too! Want to know what? Here’s it for you:
4 rules for eating a banana. pic.twitter.com/IDPJ3S6nyk
— Men’s Humor (@MensHumor) June 27, 2014
Naturally, netizens reacted on this post too! Why don’t you check out what they said:
@saranonhof @MensHumor I violate all of these, every time I eat a banana
— mamí 👑 (@trashley10) June 27, 2014
@tmac_2012 @MensHumor ANDDDD I kinda think banana eating was MADE to make people feel uncomfortable. I’m just staying true to the purpose ☺️
— Claudia Nicole (@claudianicole02) June 27, 2014
@93AJM @Jennifer_Crabb I think that breaks the eyes closed rule lol
— Matt Rowe (@mattisrowe) June 28, 2014
@Ducky735 hahaha ew! Oh my god so awkward
— emma lee (@emilyshanley) June 28, 2014
@Tucker_Seven lol you’re more about eye contact and trying to get as much in your mouth at once
— tyler sparks (@tylersprks) June 27, 2014
@yazwillis @MensHumor oh my god this is the best thing I’ve ever seen!
— Lily Mullock (@LilyM916) June 28, 2014
@livsayss good thing I just don’t bite the banana. I’ve improved upon their algorithm haha
— Trey Neveux (@treyneveux) June 27, 2014
Do you think these are the right ways of eating bananas or are you donning your serious face to grumble about the stupidity of this article? Whatever it is, don’t forget to let us know.
