Grow up, you silly netizen, would you?
Wish life was a Yash Chopra film where people ‘accidentally’ met and fell in love/became the best of friends forever, but sadly it isn’t the case! So, stop being creepy and pathetic!
Get some self respect, will you? It still comes free!
The next time you think of poking someone remember that it’s the easiest access to reach his/her block list not heart.
It’s the best way to show the world that you are a worthless loser desperately craving approval, even if it’s by yourself.
Face it! If the girl/boy doesn’t respond much, he/she isn’t interested, so go and find other fish in the sea.
The number of likes and fake comments on your DP don’t gauge your worth, you nasty bozo, so stop nagging! If someone genuinely ‘likes’ your pictures, he/she will automatically comment, get that?
Each one has a share of griefs in life but trust me, your fb wall is the worst place to share it.
Save actions for a more private space, can’t you loser?
Nobody cares what was your bowel movement like today or what color socks you are wearing or where you are headed to for lunch, unless you are the prime minister or some Bollywood Superstar!
We understand your enthusiasm to share (SHOW OFF) your new wardrobe collection or your lunch platter but trust me, you ain’t Kim Kardashian, so keeping up with it gets boring with time.
While you refused to, the person in concern grew up and doesn’t like playing candy crush, is it so difficult for you to understand?!?
Trust me even a 5 year old can tell!
Okay!! We get that you ain’t looking pretty in this group photo, so, it must be untagged but deleted? Why? Are you afraid of your real and unphotoshopped face? And do your folks a favor by standing at the corners, whenever group photos are taken, so that you can be cropped out right away!
While you think you look like Priyanka Chopra or Angelina Jolie, you actually look like Donald Duck’s long lost cousin!