1. The excuse that everyone makes.
Ad by: PornHub.
2. Umm…what exactly?
Ad by: Dr. Fixit
3. This is smart ass.
Ad by: A Beer brand.
4. This is an ad that shows the makings of a great director.
Ad by: Young Director Award.
5. Not a cobbler but a wordsmith.
Ad by: A local footwear maker.
6. You know what this is telling you.
Ad by: Sicradical.
7. There are words and there are intelligent words.
Ad by: The Economist
8. Men are having a field day.
9. The most important thing after a condom.
Ad by: Firefox.
10. A direct hit, this is.
Ad by: Burger King.
Norman Lewis is the author of ‘Wordpower Made Easy’, just in case you were wondering.