It has become easier to travel around in big cities all thanks to app-based cab service providers. The growing taxi aggregation business is surely a boon for daily commuters. Traveling to work or any other place during odd hours is way easier now as people have started using Ola and Uber services on a daily basis.
But, it’s also true that sometimes Ola-Uber drivers become a headache. Telling them the exact location and then waiting for them beyond the expected time often irritate us. And if you are a regular customer of Ola and Uber, you will surely relate to these brutally honest tweets that leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
Kailash Kher: arey roo kyu rahe ho?
OLA cab driver: 😭
Kailash: arey roo mat bhai has de.
Kailash: OLA ke bande hasde OLA ke bande.
— Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti) June 23, 2016
Measuring intensity of rainfall by looking at Uber and Ola surge.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) August 31, 2016
My Ola driver is every sapiosexual’s dream. pic.twitter.com/zRNT4HMMPCAdvertisement
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) August 12, 2016
Principal: Aapka beta kaise kaise kahani bana raha hai ?
Dad: Haan bada hoke Uber Driver banega.
— Silly Point 🏏 (@FarziCricketer) October 26, 2016
There is no Raja Hindustani sequel, bcz if now Karishma Kapoor falls in love with cab driver, her dad won’t oppose as Ola drivers earn a lot
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) October 22, 2016
Me: Map dekh lo
Uber Driver: Crossing pe aaiye
UD: Gali me aaiye
UD: Ped ke samne
Me: Paidal ghar pahuch gaya bhaiya thank u
— adrak (@ubercoolosis) June 16, 2016
When you see 3x on Uber and start walking in the rain because no can see you crying.
— Vishal Dayama (@Sarcusstic) October 12, 2015
When Uber is on surge pricing pic.twitter.com/trbJKwc6qx
— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 31, 2017
Friend just dropped me to metro station in his white Swift Dzire and I ended up saying “bhaiya trip end kar dena”.
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) October 28, 2015
Ola, Uber mails aur messages din bhar bhejte rehte hain, bass cab bhejne k time pata nahi kya maut aa jati hai.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) October 26, 2016
Your Uber is 4 mins away.
Your Uber is 14 mins away.
Your Uber is 34 mins away.
Your Uber is an illusion.
Your Uber is an ISRO satellite.
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) May 2, 2016
Told the taxi dude to jump the red light and now wondering if he’s wondering how wild I am in bed
— elio AF (@amyoosed) April 25, 2016
When you book an Uber and the driver is finally able to understand your location. pic.twitter.com/CSowzDDxWf
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) July 29, 2016
Man: Hello. I’ll be late for the interview. I can’t find this office. Where are you exactly?
Uber: Congratulations. You’re hired.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) July 6, 2016
When your friend’s Uber arrives before yours does. pic.twitter.com/IaqmelniUA
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) June 15, 2016
Don’t you think these tweets are brutally honest?