The movie ‘Newton’ has been a surprise hit in the times when the Bollywood was serving us flops one after another. It has a beautiful script with impressive performances by Rajkummar Rao and Pankaj Tripathi. Also, it is India’s official entry for the Oscars. With such humongous popularity in just a few days of its release, the netizens have made the blunt dialogues of the film into memes.
Here is the best collection of them:
Crush: You’ll find a way better girl than me
Me: pic.twitter.com/hv4Ez26Da2— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) 24 September 2017
Gf : I can’t live without you.
Me : pic.twitter.com/O0tUFYkqLL— . (@ahmedsazz11) 24 September 2017
[ ma asks me 2 get ration]
Maa : 1/2 kg cheeni, 2kg maida, 200 gm jeera, 5 cinthol, 50 gm haldi, 1 chawanprash etc.etcMe – pic.twitter.com/H1RbEqaZEv
— Optimus (@rupesh0101) 25 September 2017
Meteorological dept: It is not going to rain for the next 24 hours
Mumbaikars: pic.twitter.com/vOntN0H1vuAdvertisement— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) 24 September 2017
BCCI: from next match onwards only Kohli will take decisions, we have asked MSD to not interfere
Steve Smith: pic.twitter.com/TFek8R6OPA
— Santosh (@Secret_Saanta) 25 September 2017
Shirish Kunder: Yaar ek achhi script churayi hai.. agar ispe maine movie banayi to kaisa response rahega?
Friend: pic.twitter.com/VHUStBU53k
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) 25 September 2017
Friend: Bhai chal mass bunk karte hai sabne han bola hai
Me : pic.twitter.com/xR0kpd8uPu— SJ 🇮🇳 (@RealSheetal) 25 September 2017
Friend: Navratri mein Mera birthday hai. Party mein veg rahega. Sabhi doston ko batana hai.
Me: pic.twitter.com/m4G8rAN0E4— Subrat Saurabh (@ChickenBiryanii) 25 September 2017
Boss: Saturdays working kar dete hai
me: pic.twitter.com/Jnmkl8KieO
— Ashwani (@Social_spartan) 25 September 2017
Friend : Let’s plan a Goa trip with our school buddies.
Me : pic.twitter.com/jSUFC89Lcu
— Appurv Gupta-GuptaJi (@appurv_gupta) 25 September 2017
Friend: Bhai Abhi tu dede mai ghar jake tujhe PayTm karta hu.
Me: pic.twitter.com/M2OUK9LtQP— Raj Karki (@bae_wakoof) 24 September 2017
.@TripathiiPankaj has an answer to everything. pic.twitter.com/M3Kg2iJBVL
— East India Comedy (@EastIndiaComedy) 25 September 2017
After yesterday’s #INDvsAUS match :
BCCI : We’d like to schedule more such home series in India.
ICC : pic.twitter.com/iX4L5XeZg1— Rohit Dang (@dBigDangTheory) 25 September 2017
Friend : Let’s watch Friday morning show of #Judwaa2
Me : pic.twitter.com/Hxer4agq2C
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) 25 September 2017
Congress workers while talking in private about Rahul Gandhi’s campaign in their area pic.twitter.com/ZM5NoMJsT7
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) 25 September 2017
