1. Because that’s a landline
2. He’s on something alright
3. Unfortunate photo placement
4. I’d heard they were savvy
5. What fruit?
6. The mysteries of life
7. Can you ad lib the weather?
8. Um. No?
9. Unfortunate ad placement
10. Hey! Kathleen’s sex life is not your business
11. Spare the red
12. When editors try to have fun
13. Lousy story placement
14. Click here?
15. What apt names they have
16. Rapist searched, rapist found
17. At least they own up to it
18. Something evil lurks here
19. Is this a contest for readers?
20. Bad home! No more fire for you!
21. How do you forget about that?
22. And he was right. Many words did fit.
24. Talk about overcoming all the odds
25. Lazy proofreading
26. Long story short
27. How does he manage to get work done?
28. You’ll never drive drunk again