You breathe money and it runs in your every God-damn blood vessel. You check your bank balance 86,400 times a day. Yeah!! That’s the number of seconds in a day. And whenever you have the choice to choose between money and more money, you always choose the latter. If all these things are true for you, then here are a few more things you would relate to:
You stopped watching ‘Comedy Nights With Kapil’ as you realized that Kapil Sharma’s idiotic jokes won’t increase your bank-balance. To avoid your sleeping pills, you need to be aware of the stock market, as your money is at stake.
You wonder how could a tech-nerd with an idea of Facebook ended up becoming a billionaire, while you work hard endlessly but haven’t got ‘The Millionaire’ tag yet. Perhaps getting rich needs more luck than just the passion for money.
Your life’s philosophy is ‘Listening to your mind is the only way to get rich’. The heart is a fool and always deceiving you. You think all the graduates who leave their high profile corporate jobs to follow their passion for writing or acting end up ruining their lives.
It was your childhood dream to become the richest man in the world. You wanted to buy the best cars, wear expensive clothes and drink martinis. Money makes you happy, so to expand your happiness, you learnt that you need to earn a lot more.
Family comes second; money is your first priority. You believe that petty family issues will never end, but someday money might. So keep the chase up.
You have enough money to change the lives of hundreds of people around you, but you prefer saving money for future business plans. Being in-human!