Getting married to a Punjabi? If you are not a Punjabi yourself, then get ready for a boatload of surprises. You will spend the rest of your life with, arguably, the happiest people on earth but with a few side effects.
Just don’t bother to change them, because nothing done in the past has worked.
Enjoy the ride and get used to these 16 things:
Even if you are standing just inches away from people at home, they will still shout out to you, as if you were standing a few blocks away from them.
The smallest things will trigger emotional outbursts. It may involve — you have been warned — crying and cursing, too.
Just hold your ground, count till 100 if you are scared or bored and let it pass. Punjabis get back to their good-natured selves very soon.
No matter what you call your mom and dad, when married into a Punjabi family, mummy becomes ‘mummy ji’, Daddy become ‘daddy Ji’, your sister-in-law becomes ‘parjhai ji’ , and so on.
Relatives are going to be there in every part of the country, and the world. You will have to please them, whether they come from Bhatinda, Ludhiana, Chandigarh or Canada.
They are addressed as Kanneda wali bua ji, Kanneda wale Chacha Ji, Kanneda wale Phofa ji, and you must give them special attention, care and time.
Once married into a Punjabi family, forget about dieting. Firstly, they don’t like thin and lean people, and, secondly, they won’t let you go on a diet come what may.
Don’t worry about variety. There’s aloo, gobhi, muli, daal, even egg ka parantha, which will always be served with a large dollop of butter and a glass of Lassi.
It’s the biggest offence to not be able to dance if you’re in a Punjabi family. They don’t expect you to be professional or poised, as far as you can shake your legs a bit (wildly) …..
Punjabis are the most generous people.
Being generous runs in the blood of Punjabis.
Latest jewellery, big cars, big house, lavish weddings, huge meals; they are going to show off in every aspect of life, wherever it is possible to do so.
No matter if it’s a birthday party, anniversary or wedding, it remains incomplete without a BIG family hug.
Anything small or big, beeji (grandma) will always take your side and lend you unconditional support through thick and thin.
Ask for as much as you want.
And if you do, this is what you should expect from your mother-in-law.
If not, nothing else can compensate it!