The notices on the notice boards of schools or colleges for the students are like firmans – you can feel grumpy but you can’t oppose the order.
But if the firman tells a student to resist the temptation of man then that could be a tad too harsh.
Okay, so the latest ‘warning’ doing the rounds of social media is this poster allegedly issued by Manipal University.
Yes, they are telling the students not to masturbate while they wash themselves. No, it is not for some moral, let-us-all-be-holy reason! The notice tells the students not to masturbate in the bathrooms because…hold your breath…“the shower drains are not designed to handle semen”!
So the students are being told to go and relax themselves in their rooms.
Don’t worry, like most stuff on the Internet these days, this too is not original. In fact, as Redditors pointed out, this is but an Indian copy of what some fun-loving seniors do in the West.
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— swerve (@DTHswerve) 16 September 2016
So, boys will continue being boys.