The human mind is a complex machine. It creates beautiful illusions and gives us false hopes in the name of expectations. But waking up to realities might be a little surprising for most of us.
Take the case of men in India or anywhere else for that matter. Here’s what they expect and the reality!
1. When we go to the gym, we picture ourselves as this Macho Man from TV with sweltering muscles
Reality is, well, just the opposite
2. Women should be easy on us. But its daaru which is the easiest to get a hand on
3. When driving, we feel like a Bollywood Hot Shot,
And what we really look like is Mr. Bean
4. We dream of Saturday nights surrounded by girl friends in a club
Reality – we get so busy dreaming that Saturday nights are spent in completing the pending stuff.
5. We think Bike willies are the best ways to impress a crowd
But when we fall down, something hilarious happens
6. If we grow a mustache, we expect to look like daring cowboy
But when it grows, we look like Charlie Chaplin
7. A new Hair cut should Make us Neat and Cool, but what we look like is Kim Jong-Un
8. When we shave our hair, we expect to look like Vin Diesel
What we look like is almost scary
9. You may feel like a Jack of all Trades when checking out girls, but in reality it always looks like hungry villains ready to pounce
10. Tight T-shirts should complement your physique
But they can also highlight your belly if not worn with caution
11. Cow Boy Hats are cool, but they don’t always make you look like Sherlock Homes…….
12. Marriages may not always sweet and creamy, they can be fiery and hard
Even for men.
13. Proving someone wrong is quite an achievement for men
But if you can’t remain calm after that, this is how it looks like
14. You may fanaticize about bathing with your girlfriend, but be careful with the reality
It may not be worth looking at.
15. Weekend in College should ideally have many activities to do, but it comes down to browsing the internet, rather aimlessly
16. Who doesn’t like sharing updates on Facebook but not all of them will get a 100+ likes
17. This one’s especially for Indian men ……
You have hairy bodies that none would like to see on a beach.