7. Jaya Bachchan – who doesn’t know how to eat a cabbage or even what to do with it.
8. Kimi Katkar – Apparently there was a time when guys would get really turned-on at the sight of leaves on a girl’s head.
9. Jaya Prada – with a weird pointer finger and a hairstyle that was clearly inspired by a volcanic eruption.
10. Akshay Kumar – who can’t decide if he feels hot or cold, and is standing next to a drain pipe in someone’s house.
11. Ayesha Jhulka – who looks like your neighborhood auntie-ji decided to try out a kinkier lifestyle.
12. Mamta Kulkarni – does look like a beautiful woman, apart from that crotch, which seems to be carrying extra baggage.
13. Urmila Matondkar – looks like she killed a firangi cow and then put on its skin, just for fun, you know?
14. Ranjeet – who seems to have shamed a bird real bad by putting yellow briefs on it (and who smokes way too much).
15. Amrita Singh – looks like she returned from Dubai plenty of times in the last few minutes.
16. Juhi Chawla – who apparently didn’t give a damn about flashing people way before it became cool for actresses to do so.