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21 Hilariously Honest Slogans That Diseases Would Have If They Were Brands

Published on 12 March, 2018 at 3:58 pm By

What if diseases were brands and each one of them had a slogan attached with it? Imagine yourself waiting in the doctor’s chamber, waiting for your report, and when it finally comes, the doctor looks into your eyes and declares: “I hate to break this to you but you have depression, the DIY disease.”


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Sounds the condition already less gloomy, or rather too honest? Here are 21 more honest slogans that diseases would have if they were brands.

1. Prostate cancer: “Taking the piss out of life.”

 

2. Alzheimer’s: “Meet someone new every day.”

 

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3. AIDS: “When being negative is positive.”

 

4. Cancer: “Discover your personal growth.”

 

5. Rabies: “Stay thirsty my friends.”

 

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6. Polio: “You’ll never walk alone.”


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7. Diarrhoea: “But wait there’s more.”

 

8. Constipation: “Same shit, different day.”

 

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9. Herpes: “Pass it on.”

 

10. Insomnia: “Tired by day – tired by night too.”

 

11. Addiction: “Simply irresistible.”



 

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12. Kleptomania: “What’s yours is mine.”

 

13. Premature ejaculation: “Better now than never.”

 

14. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: “Once you pop, you just can’t stop.”

 

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15. Diabetes: “Welcome to the sweet side of life.”

 

16. Parkinson’s: “The disease that shook the world.”

 

17. Multiple Personality Disorder: “The more, the merrier.”

 

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18. Tinnitus: “No more awkward silences.”

 

19. Plague: “Don’t settle for less.”

 

20. Erectile dysfunction – “No hard feelings.”

 

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21. Schizophrenia: “Never be lonely again.”

 


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This article is based on an Askreddit thread. You can read the complete thread here.

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