18 Hilarious Break-up Lines You Can Use (At Your Own Risk) If You’re Leaving Someone Soon

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10:00 am 31 May, 2018


Pick-up lines are norms, but what about break-up lines? If you have started to wonder, I must tell you, it is a terrible idea unless you have no love or concern for your dear life. It’s already a tensed time and if you try to be funny about it, may the Lord save your soul.

Nevertheless, if you are still curious to know what could be a dangerous yet hilarious break-up line, here are 18.

1. Listen, I am so sorry, but it doesn’t seem like I can come over tonight to meet you. Something has finally come up- my standards.


2. Baby, I am more than ever certain that the only thing that looks good on you is absolute distance.



3. I seem to have lost your phone number; can you please reciprocate and lose mine?


4. Is it hot in here or is this relationship has been suffocating me?


5. I have just figured out a very quick way to lose 55 kilograms. Want to know?


6. My love for you is like a star that died a long time back, you just haven’t realized it yet.


7. Darling, it isn’t you; it’s me. I don’t like you.


8. I had promised to you that I would love you to the end of time. These days, I’m praying for the end of time.


9. Take the ‘l’ out of ‘lover’. It’s ‘over’.


10. Baby, did you fall from heaven? You’re surely reminding me of Satan.


11. Are you a mathematics book? Because you have a lot of problems!


12. You look better only when I’m drunk.


13. I lost something. It’s my feelings for you.


14. We haven’t got chemistry. What we’ve got is history. We’re over.


15. What is the similarity between a broken pencil and our life together? They’re both pointless.


16. Want to see a magic trick? Poof! You’re single.


17. Tell your partner to meet at the gym and then don’t show up. When (s)he calls to find out where you are, tell “We aren’t working out together.”


18. I don’t know what I’d ever do without you, but it looks like today we’re going to find it out.



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