Millions of teenage girls all over the world have been mourning the departure of Zayn Malik from One Direction. You could see the ripple effect of the incident when Stephen Hawking, in a hologram session at the Sydney Opera House, was asked about the effect of this departure.
An audience member asked, “What do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?”
The noted physicist, speaking from Cambridge University, didn’t hesitate at all before stating, “Finally, a question about something important.” He explained that even though Zayn may be out of the band in our universe, he may still be part of One Direction in another.
“My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics,” said Hawking. Ending by saying that in that alternate universe, the one asking the question may be married to Zayn.
You hear that young, heartbroken One Direction fans? Theoretical Physics is the answer.