In a surprisingly weird move, a government committee has recommended unique identification numbers for cows to prevent their trafficking. The committee has come up with this idea to end the smuggling of cows to Bangladesh from the border states. Unarguably, the implementation of this process is too laborious and unmanageable.
According to the reports filed, a unique ID will be formed which will contain details of the cattle’s age, breed, sex, height, body color, horn type, tail switch and special marks. The ID will take the form of a polyurethane tag.
You must be finding it hard to digest this news. The internet, too, is exploding with hilarious reactions and some valid arguments. After all, this impractical move is quite baffling. Right?
Here are some of the funniest reactions:
1. Answer this, BJP.
Who elected this Government?
People or Cows?Advertisement
— James Wilson (@jamewils) April 24, 2017
2. The near future.
BJP Govt proposes to give Aadhar Cards to Cows. At the next stage they will be given voting rights to ensure BJP win.
— RKHURIA (@rkhuria) April 24, 2017
3. Soon, cows will be joining us outside the banks.
So now Cows will have Aadhar card..what next? Soon their Jan Dhan Account will be opened
— बलम पिचकारी (@KaptaanSahib) April 25, 2017
4. Imagine cows traveling in Uber.
Once all cows have tracking chips, govt should launch Uber/Ola of cows. Locate nearest cow and have fresh milk delivered to your doorstep.
— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) April 24, 2017
5. The biased government?
Government when soldiers get killed: pic1
Government when cow gets slaughtered: pic2 pic.twitter.com/FzqjOUuuHY
— Dushyant Singh (@DefucktiveHumor) April 24, 2017
6. The next best thing.
Cow pulling a cart, is called gau carting.
— 1 Tip One Hand Pinku (@LEDtvn) April 24, 2017
7. Bandra girls, in your face.
Tbh these days cows probably lead a more posh life than South Delhi & Bandra girls combined!
— That Delhi Girl! (@ankitabardhan) April 24, 2017
8. You are a good question.
Once cows get Aadhaar identity, will Sanghis be required to mention it in Passport application’s “Alternate Mother’s ID” field?
— Pyaar Se Mario (@SquareGas) April 25, 2017
9. She has a point.
If Cows can have #Aadhaar why i can’t have Aadhaar for my Dog he is my family member !!
— KUHU (@pamelatrubae) March 29, 2017
10. KRK, sometimes, makes sense.
All the cows will have ID like Aadhaar soon in entire India, if farmers are not having food to eat then Ok, no problem at all. Let them die.
— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 25, 2017
11. Why should cows have all the fun?
Tigers in India are feeling the real minority heat. They are asking, why only Cows are getting all the benefits of Aadhar card & safety?
— Non-Peshwa Mastani (@Jamuntini) April 25, 2017
12. A great country for cows.
In India, cows have more human rights than some humans. Great country to be a cow.
— Amena (@Fashionopolis) April 25, 2017
13. The sad reality.
— ☭ अनन्तपुरी ☭ (@su_nils) April 14, 2017
14. Because ‘Gobarment’ is here.
Cows to get Aadhar like identities in India. It seems this government is seriously considering to take giant leap towards becoming gobarment
— Debarati Majumder (@debarati_m) April 25, 2017