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Funny Love Quotes

10:34 am 18 Jun, 2012

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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.


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Relationships are like fat people. Most of them don’t work out.

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People say you can’t live without love…..I think oxygen is more important.

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Love is like a hurricane, you don’t know what’s in for gain.

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You hold my heart in your hands….”Don’t clap.”

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Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scrapped my knee falling 4 you.

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My head says, “Who cares?’” But then my heart whispers, “You do, stupid…..”

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