Delhi University Cut-off Reaches 99.25% And Twitterati Comments Are 100% Correct

Yeh Delhi hai mera yaar, bas pyaar, mohabbat aur cut-off!!!

Today, I look at my stars and thank them because I never EVER tried to get admission in DU. Just for that, I deserve an applause because it is better to cut-off yourself from DU admissions than endlessly pray to clear the cut-off.

I mean, who gets 99.25% BC? Are they humans? Do such people really exist? Do their parents have some genetic connection with Newton? Are they some endangered species?

Okay. Fine. Congrats to all the achievers. But still, you could have performed a little below your expectations because you are SO HARMFUL for all the mediocre students.

You asking me, “Harmful in what ways?” Well, my Twitterati pals, let the truth prevail:

Delhi University's 99.25% cut off convinces @twitter to go to Sharda University https://t.co/73VTarVeFu pic.twitter.com/WeC1ws85Z4

— Catch – Speed News (@Catch_Live) June 30, 2016

When your dream was Delhi University but you only scored 99% pic.twitter.com/tDCfSsx5ed

— VintageBollywoodRxns (@VintageBollyRxn) May 25, 2015

Students burning their 12th mark sheet after seeing the #DelhiUniversity cut off list. pic.twitter.com/mZvqr1p4ut

— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) June 30, 2016

ISRO launches special missile to help students reach Delhi University's cutoff zone https://t.co/OWUGwuBAIu

— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) June 30, 2016

My father reaction after seeing DU's first cutoffs. #DelhiUniversity pic.twitter.com/EQH0fam9pl

— काहिल Engineer (@three_by_four) June 30, 2016

 

I know what Delhi University aspirants are feeling right now:

 

Feeling sorry for the students who didn’t even approach their crush because they had to study hard and avoid any distraction.