Imagine a situation where some of our most controversial or funny celebrities are facing the judges panel at the MTV Roadies audition. Now will that not be iconic?
1. Judges: Tell us something about yourself?
Navjot Singh Siddhu:
Suraj hoon zindagi ki chamak chhod jaunga
Phir laut aane ki khanak chhod jaunga
Main sabki aankho se aansu sametkar
Sabke dilo mein apni jhalak chhod jaunga
Paani ki boond kahin tikti nahin
aur imaandari mujhe kahin dikhti nahin
Khariddaaro ki mandi mein khada hai siddhu
Jitni marzi boli laga,
Kuchh cheezein aisi hai jo bikti nahin!
2. Raghu: Describe one quality which helps you stand out of the crowd?
Mere paas gadi hai, bangla hai, bank balance hai! Baaki roadies ke paas kya hai?
3. What’s your religion?
4. Raghu: We don’t think you will be able to work with other people in Roadies especially because of your anger management issues.
“Issko chup kara do nhi toh maine sandal utha ke maarni hai”
5. Rannvijay: You said you can do anything to be a Roadie, what if the task in the show requires someone else to kiss Anushka. Will you be okay with it?
6. Judges: Have you ever fallen in love with someone?
7. And when they start mocking Rakhi Sawant, her replies.
8. Raghu: What are your strengths?
Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na, toh aadmi ut-tha nahi uthh jaata hai.
9. Judges: You have been very quiet till now, you don’t generally joke?
10. Judges: What is your take on global warming and the increasing pollution?
11. Rannvijay: Which is the best pick-up line you have used on someone till date?
Lalu Prasad Yadav:
“I will make Bihar’s roads as smooth as Hema Malini’s cheeks.”
12. Judges: Seeing your replies, we don’t think you have much experience in the field of love. Is it true that you are a virgin?
Deepak Dobriyal aka Pappi of ‘Tanu Weds Manu’:
13. Raghu: What have you achieved in life till date?
14. Rajiv: Another question Rahul, what is your strategy of surviving in the roadies while competing with others?
15. Rajiv: Why do you want to be a Roadie?
16. Ranvijay: Would you sleep with another Roadie just to get through the elimination?
Deepika Padukone: Yes!
Judges: Don’t you think it’s wrong?
Deepika Padukone: Mah Life, My Choice.
17. Judges: How do you want your life to turn up in future?
Coming out of the interview room:
18. Bani to KRK: How did you find the judges’ mood today?
19. Bani to Inzamam-ul-haq: Congratulations for making it to Roadies, how do you feel?
Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Ranvijay. It was tight situation when he went in. It’s all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to repeat the same result.
20. VJ Bani to Sunny Deol: Sorry, you couldn’t make it to Roadies this year, hope to see you next year in auditions!
Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi My Lord, Per insaaf nahi mila!
Okay, that’s it! Do you have any other celebrity in your mind that you think would make this very interesting? Do suggest in comments!