A curriculum vitae (i.e. a CV) is a brief record of a person’s professional and educational qualifications. It also includes the respective individual’s personal information relevant for job applications. Most people spend hours and even days to making it so as to get the perfect CV. They often ask for help from friends and family when needed. But when a girl asked her father to make one for her, she definitely wasn’t expecting a brutally honest CV.
Apparently after a lot of pestering, Lauren Guest from Middlesbrough, England got her dad to make her CV. Lauren is a 16-yr-old who was prepping her CV in hopes to land a job, expected her dad to help her write a glittering CV. But, her dad Ian Guest had other plans.
Lauren’s dad wrote a brutally honest CV for her with hilarious descriptions. Even though the main categories in the CV were like a regular CV, the content wasn’t. Under the ‘Skills and Personal Qualities’ category, he wrote ‘lazy, ignorant, rude, typical 16-year-old, and couldn’t give a fuck.’
Not just that he even mentioned that she flunked in two of her GSCE subjects. In the ‘Responsibilities & Duties’ category, he mentioned ‘Browsing facebook, losing all documentation, not listening’, and more.
Well, this is one brutally honest CV no teenager would naturally want to submit for job applications. So, Lauren tweeted about her dad and the CV he wrote, in the tweet below:
Remind me not to let my dad do my cv for me pic.twitter.com/rFFdoRgHxZ
— Lauren guest (@lauren_guest123) August 20, 2018
Soon tweeple started commenting on the hilarious yet brutally honest CV Lauren’s dad made for her. Here is what some of the comments looked like:
It is super funny, laughing my ass off!
This is so funny giving out all clients information to fraudsters LMAOOOOOO
— abbi (@abbixstannard) August 20, 2018
This is making major news headlines in the Netherlands. LOL!
Lol why is this on the news in the netherlands 😂
— Evie (@EvieSegers) August 21, 2018
Well, not just the Netherlands, Mexico too.
You’re in Mexico’s news https://t.co/9i3arYSY7b
— Michelle (@m1ch3ll3vg) August 22, 2018
Hope all her personal information is fake
Hoping for you the personal information is fake
— SVO (@svoreaux) August 21, 2018
Who helped you make your CV? LOL!