Oh, of sweet expectations that Bollywood dreams are made of. Sigh!
I love Holi – if only it’s as filmy in real life. Because as fun and musical as they show it – unfortunately it’s not at all like that. Holi in real India is dirty and harassing. But every year a new Holi song comes only to set our expectations way too high – only to be shattered on the D-Day.
So, here are 7 times when Bollywood unabashedly decided to ruin Holi.
1. When you expect to spot a hottie in your colony this Holi
2. When even Scholar Naina would do… But
3. When you wear ethnic to look like Aishwarya
4. Squad goals ruined – Part I
5. Squad goals ruined – Part II
6. When your dance goals with BFF are ruined
7. When a stranger on Holi can only be an eve-teaser
Agle janam mohe Aishwarya hi kijiyo!