Immortality is the least of it. There’s a no end to how awesome you’d have been, only if some good old Dracula spawn turned you into one of them.
So, with unending fondness for those fanged super beings, we show you a few ways in which it would have been amazing being a vampire.
1. You will never get old.
And that never gets old.
2. You own the night, and for eternity.
While everyone has to sleep, you party.
3. You don’t age, or die, so you don’t need to look for a job.
All play and no work!
4. You’re never getting sunburns again.
5. You’ll have heightened senses of sight, hearing and smell.
Eternal advantage guaranteed.
6. You’ll heal instantly if you ever get hurt.
And that’s only if anything could hurt you.
7. Highly skilled vampires can also control time, plants, metal, air, water, electricity and what nots.
8. You will be able to speak and understand every language known to man.
9. You’ll be able to read minds.
You’ll instantly know if your crush likes you too.
10. Everyone knows vampires are far sexier than normal people.
11. And since you’ve been alive for time immemorial, you will be more knowledgeable than everyone around you.
12. Decades, even more might pass, but you’ll always be the awesome vampire that you are.
You’ll not even notice a boring day, or month.
13. Vampires do not have reflections, making you the king of sneaking up.
14. With your vampire powers, you could talk to the dead!
Myths and legend are secrets to you no more.
15. You’ll have the power of flight.
No paying for transport ever again.