It seems like an increasing amount of online dating service users these days aren’t finding love as expected. From meeting up with cousins to being caught cheating by the girlfriend to ending up in weird sex, horror stories of online dating are freckling the Internet now more than ever before. Tinder, one of the most popular online dating websites, is not exempt from these scary stories.
In this article, we bring you a list of 11 horrific Tinder Date stories that went terribly wrong and will make you go ROFLMAO.
1. Worst decision ever in life.
I downloaded the app when I was pledging my fraternity. The brothers wanted us to just swipe right for every girl we saw and invite them to parties. Anyways, I saw this decent looking girl and just sent an extremely vulgar request for sex without really thinking about it. She surprisingly agreed and met me in my dorm the next day. She was much bigger than her pictures showed, but I just though “fuck it”. Worst. Decision. Of. My. life. She had the worst smelling vagina I’ve ever smelled. It literally made me gag. To make it worse she forced a 69 on me. I could barely breathe in that smelly bastille. The smell was sour like old milk that was dropped in sweat. After fucking she asked me to eat her out, I tell her it’s not my thing and she calls me an asshole and leaves! I showered twice and couldn’t get the smell off me. I had to throw away my sheets and requested for a new bed from the dorm. Fuck Tinder pussy.
2. Caught red-handed by girlfriend
One guy decided to try out Tinder, even though he already had a girlfriend. A friend recognized his face on the app and told his girlfriend. Furious, the girlfriend created a fake account, got matched with her boyfriend, and set up a date to meet him. When he showed up, you can imagine his surprise.
3. She decided to stay because he had an enormous penis.
When one woman was first matched with Simon, she was excited because he was foreign, which was her type, and after messaging back and forth and deciding to drive 60 miles to his place (yes, you read that right), this woman was faced with all she needed to know within the first five minutes. He immediately, “handed me a glass of wine, took his clothes off, and was butt-naked while I was still clothed and sipping my wine.” But instead of leaving, like she probably should have, she decided to stay – solely because he had an enormous penis. When he climbed on top of her and began having sex, he began to squeak. Unable to control herself, she burst out laughing before leaving.
4. Being an identical twin can have its pitfalls.
I’m an identical twin. My brother was visiting me at school and I invited a girl I met on tinder over. He doesn’t use Tinder, but obviously didn’t want to be alone for the night so I used the app to get him a girl too.
She thought he was me the entire time all the way up until she left the next morning. Right before she left she asked my brother a question about my rugby team that he just couldn’t answer. I got some angry messages afterwards.
5. Sex with a stripper and turns out to be the best ever in life.
My friend fucked this stripper with half a shaved head and facial tattoos. She told him that she had been smoking meth all morning and that she had a boyfriend. We later found out that she’s also pregnant. My friend said it was the best sex he’s ever had in his entire life.
6. “I woke up naked with my ankles basically all tied up.”
I messaged this Indian girl late one night and ended up going to her place at around 6 am. She lived on the first floor of some dorms in a college across town. We got down to business immediately and slept after. She seemed pretty cool.
I woke up naked with a tight elastic band around my ankles (basically tied up my ankles). She had hidden my clothes. She insisted on spending the day together, but to make sure I didn’t run away, she didn’t tell me where my clothes were. So we’re sitting around, I’m still naked after 3 hours. She’s fully clothed now, and asking me all about myself. To make things even stranger, she wrote down each of my answers to her questions.
I waited until she left to use the bathroom, then I searched the entire dorm for my clothes. I found them in the refrigerator in the vegetable drawer. I got dressed SO damn quick, and jumped out of the window.
7. Got my cousin on screen, clicked yes as a joke, it was a match.
I was on tinder this weekend at my family’s 4th of July party and got my only female cousin on my screen. I clicked yes as a joke… it was a match. We never talked about that.
8. “She is getting fucked by two guys right now. Don’t go to the bathroom.”
Started flirting with this one girl. Eventually got her number and she texted me on a daily basis. After two weeks of getting to know each other, she asks me to be her date at a super bowl party. Sounded fun to me so I thought “why not”.
She said the party was at 5 but she wanted to come over around 330 even though it was a ten-minute ride there. Totally figured she wanted to hook up first so I totally prepared myself for that. She shows up, I invite her in and I ask “how long before we have to leave?” she says it already started so we have to leave now. I thought that was weird but I got in the car and drove there with blue balls the whole way. It was at a restaurant she worked at and it was an employees and dates party. When we get there it pretty much hasn’t started. Big surprise.
Eventually, her coworkers come and I meet them. She told me one of them was an ex. It didn’t really bother me. They seemed like good guys. Eventually, they convince her to drink. One sip becomes a whole drink and one drink becomes three. She is really drunk but still being kinda flirty. I didn’t drink anything and played it on the safe side because I was driving. The plan was to leave halfway through and go to a house party. So I drive her and her coworkers there. What a horrible idea. We get there and it’s one of the shittiest places I’ve ever seen. There was a 75-year-old man playing Madden instead of watching the super bowl.
We all play a drinking game and then the girl goes to go to the bathroom down the hall. About 3 minutes later, two of the coworkers go down the hall to the porch to smoke. About ten minutes go by and her ex-gets up to go see if the bathrooms open. He comes back and lays this on me: “John… Uhh… Jen is getting fucked by both those guys right now. Don’t go in the bathroom”.
I was absolutely stunned. I had no idea what to do. I sat there and just watched the super bowl. 5 minutes later she comes out literally pulling her pants up. She completely ignores me and continues playing. 5 minutes go by and she goes to smoke weed with another guy. One guy goes to check and comes back to let me know “Yeah sorry man she’s fucking him now too”. The guys at the table start saying how nice a guy I am and that it sucks that I’m her date and she’s fucked three guys. Then they start getting weird. They start whispering about me and pointing at me. Was entirely sure either was going to get my ass kicked. She comes back I tell her were leaving in 5. One guy at the table stops me and says “Wait! She’s already fucked Tim, Bill, and Mark, I figured me and Mike could get a go and you can have her the rest of the night!
9. “I’m telling your mom!”
When California’s Lori Zalabak received an extremely aggressive, vulgar, and insulting response from a guy she refused to answer in regards to the size of her boobs, she did more than just ignore him. In fact, she didn’t even just respond. She took her reaction to the one person the guy probably wouldn’t want her to – his mom. She contacted his mother to let him know the kind of things his son was saying to people on Tinder.
10. Rosie O’Donnell couldn’t understand her daughter’s dating habits.
Chelsea O’Donnell, the 17-year-old daughter of comedian Rosie O’Donnell, went missing for nearly a week in the summer of 2015. Rosie first reported Chelsea missing to the police. There was still no sign of her, and Rosie turned to social media for help. She posted messages on Twitter and Instagram asking the public for any information they could provide.
Later, police had located Chelsea. Turns out she had been hiding out with a 25-year-old convicted drug dealer named Steve Sheerer. Chelsea met Sheerer on Tinder and was apparently with him of her own accord. She hid in his attic when police came by to question him.
11. “I had to delete my FB profile, block her number, etc.”
It was horrible. I installed the app for fun and just to fuck around with when I’m bored, ended up matching with a girl and talked to her for like 2 weeks and exchanged numbers & FB info. She was pretty, seemed really cool, and we shared a lot in common. Eventually, she said we should hang out, and I said sure. We met up at a mall and just walked around and talked for about an hour, and I left. After I left, I knew I wasn’t going to pursue her. Over text, she seemed pretty cool, but in person she was just…off, idk I can’t really explain it.
Anyway, within 2min of me getting back in the car, she texted me wanting to know my real opinion on her now. Kinda weird, but whatever she seems weird so I just replied saying yeah she’s cool and whatever. Big mistake. Over the course of the next 2 hours, I received over 80 texts, about 10 calls and a couple VMs, all of her cryings and saying I need to move in with her and her Dad because she’s suicidal and I needed to take care of her. I was blunt with her in saying no and this can’t go on anymore and stop contacting me, but nothing changed. I had to delete my FB profile, block her number, etc. I deleted the app after that.
Which one do you find most awkward and interesting? Do you also have any other more interesting stories than the above?