6 Ways To Spot A Hooker

Updated on 26 Jul, 2018 at 5:46 pm

Hooker! What’s that, I haven’t met one! You may think you haven’t met or seen a hooker, apart from the one that you paid cash to. Even your friends, lovers and family members say they have never met a hooker. But the truth is, sex workers are almost everywhere, we see them, meet them, it’s just that often we don’t recognize them. Now, that’s not your fault, sex workers don’t wear signboards on their head or have red lights on the homes. These works prefer to stay low profile (unless at work). So, how do you spot a hooker in need? Tips below are a good way to get an idea. If you get the hint on the street – where a flashy babe is trying to be noticed, or in the bar – where a busty blonde is only interested in you. Then, take your chances. Make sure you see if she is or she isn’t sipping out of her drink, or that she is least interested in her friend, but is more interested in hitting the bed with you.

6. Fit for all situations:

Finding a hooker randomly is probably a tough nut to crack. These girls are hard to spot most of the times (read the intro of the article for the gist).  These chicks, no matter how indecent the need to be, are well dressed (be it fake versace or a Louis Vuitton) and it is very difficult to differentiate them from the others.

6 Ways To Spot A Hooker

5. Not interested in friends but way too interested in you:

If there’s a smashing blond sitting with another busty babe across the table, and they seem to be alien to each other, then there’s a hint. Now, if the babe is giving you signs and signals and is showing interest. If she is hitting on you, and wants to get to you, if she is making you feel as if you’re the only one in the bar? Then there’s a hint, make you move. It is easy pickings!

6 Ways To Spot A Hooker

4. Bartender is her best pal:

This one is a classic technique that has been tried and tested for like hundreds of years or at least as long as there have been bars, bartenders and hookers. If you’re at the bar, and you suddenly gaze at a women in all her flash, who walks straight up to the bartender waving kisses at him and the bartender serves a drink to her without asking, then it’s time for the alarm bells to sound. She may or may not be a hooker. Though possibilities weigh higher, she could also be a regular customer? Just look on to check her behavior, you’d know how deep she is floating.

6 Ways To Spot A Hooker



3. Least interest in the drink she is sipping onto:

A hooker will only gulp down some liquor in double time, if you buy it for her, or she knows she’d need it for the rest of the night. Otherwise, if you walk into a bar and gaze over a hot chick spilling out of her dress, who hasn’t sipped her cocktail in front of her and is busy looking out for a potential clients. Then let your alarm bells sound. This is a hooker. If you’ve been hunting for one then make your move dumbo.

6 Ways To Spot A Hooker

2. Loud ways, loud makeup and nothing left to hide:

These ladies want you to notice them; that is the easiest way they can earn. In context, they will leave no loop to do what it takes to impress every man passing by. The clue is, the chicks will be the loudest on the street (or elsewhere), their dialect will be very local, their bling jewelry and flashy clothing (that leaves nothing for human imagination) will make everything so obvious. Seeing these women you can outrightly make out what you would end up paying for.

6 Ways To Spot A Hooker

1. Hook them up from the corner of the street:

With hookers, it’s not always the Pretty Woman style. Decked up in their fishnets, spandex skits, deep neck tops, hookers can be spotted outside local filling stations, underpasses and on some randomly lit corners of the street. These sex workers sell their body for cash, so they don’t care who looks at them. They love being outdoors instead of sipping on alcohol in some pub.

6 Ways To Spot A Hooker