1. The primary school player
2. The one with the suspect apples
3. The one with the bucking horse. Yes, bucking with a ‘b’
4. The one with all the boobies
5. The one with the ladies worshiping at the alter of the giant penis
6. The one that’s a bit Breaking Bad
7. The one with a field of ‘mushrooms’
8. The one where it looks like mummy works as a stripper (when actually she works at a DIY shop). True story
9. The one with the unfortunate looking scissors
10. The one with the phallic fire hose
11. The one with the unfortunate ‘c’
12. The one that proves honesty is not always the best policy
13. The one where Muffin the dog’s name was too long to fit on the page
14. The one with the willy willy tall giraffe
15. The one calling out mummy’s wine time
16. The one… er… sorry, no idea.
17. The one that totally c*cks up Buzz Lightyear’s motto
18. The one that had really sweet intentions
19. The one we’re assuming was meant to be ‘Virginia’
20. The one that’s perfect just as it is.
Thanks to metro.co.uk for this hilarious post.