1. Poor Mario. Running around for nothing.
2. Let’s hope no one took this seriously.
3. Facing evil on the morning commute.
4. They came. Then they left.
5. Simple and to the point.
6. A more exciting love life than yours.
7. So I don’t have to go to work?
8. But so are we all.
9. Time to move to a new city, Troy.
10. I would have run in the other direction.
11. A road to nowhere.
13. Damn you, rogue pandas!
14. *beep beep*
15. I knew it!
16. A truly concerned citizen.