Are you a nocturnal? Do you feel best if you can stay up all night and finish off your work? Or is that you feel that the best time of the day is night? Whichever be it, you must be a night-lover who cannot but go off to sleep early only to regret wasting the night. It may sound easy to some but every night lover knows how difficult it is to brave all problems and keep the night to themselves. It is that time of the day when everything happens and thus, it’s too difficult to simply fall off to sleep. Here are some such secrets, which only the ever-awake nocturnal people know:
10. A Forest Fire in the Morning
When you’re pulled out of the bed in the morning, your wretched mood is, simply put, a forest on fire. You refuse to move even an inch and are audience to constant howls and shouts from your parents. You regret this every morning, but when it’s night, your spirited self erases all bad memories from your mind only to get you on repeat mode next morning.
9. When It’s Time For Bed, You’ve Travelled Time
When you finally think of giving it a try, you are unable to. Sleep seems a far story when you close your eyes. You start thinking about your past and the things that happened to you and why the bad things happened to you. You’re probably even trying to scrutinize why exactly a certain person embarrassed you and what you should have done, but did not do actually. Goodbye sleep.
8. You Need Nothing To Keep You Awake, Not Even Coffee
Previously you’ve been a coffee addict and it did help. But now nothing can make you fall off to sleep. Coffee has no effect on you anymore. You could be just the same without coffee. So, quite naturally, you’ve given up the idea of having coffee for late nights. What you think now is about the different kinds of eatables available for your constantly growing appetite at night.
7. You’ve Been Researching On Things That Probably You’ve Never Imagined Of
Come night and all sorts of weird things plague your mind and you think of giving them a research. You’ve probably researched about the sexual lives of most animals and now you want to know how exactly BDSM works and who were those religious leaders who had explicit sex lives. Your curiosity sees no end.
6. TV For You Is All About Infomercials Than Any Cinema Or Show
Let the clock strike 1 or 2 and it’s a plethora of infomercials, which crowd each and every channel. This is why, for you, television is all about these products which are advertised a great deal and you wonder where did all the movies go. Especially since, you’ve been rushing to catch a glimpse of an English movie at night, when nobody’s awake.
5. You’re Perhaps Chatting With A Friend Who’s In The US
You chatting at night must be with a friend of yours who has travelled west. She, however, is probably having her breakfast while you are up all night not worrying about your sleep at all. Most definitely, it’s about her breakfast that you are chatting. No matter what, apart from some of your nocturnal friends, you only get Western people online with you. And, you’re pretty used to it.
4. You’ve Been On And Off To Your Kitchen
It’s no fiction that you start visiting the kitchen late in the night for some maggi or some cookies. You’ve tucked away most of the snacks available in the kitchen and now you’re off to make some coffee, perhaps. But fact remains fact; you visit the kitchen even more than your mum visits in the morning.
3. The Brightest Ideas Arrive Between 1 Am And 4 Am
You’ve made it into your habit and now its truth that your brain works best after the clock strikes 1. After that you are the most intelligent and active person in the universe chucking out one thing after another. Even in the brightest moment under the sun, your brain gives up and waits for night to arrive.
2. You Know How To Look Asleep
Asleep or not? Your parents keep wondering this when they see you wrapped inside your blanket. You’ve by now mastered the art of looking dead asleep when they enter your room for a quick visit. Now this is something which none of your pals who sleep away the night aren’t able to do. Earlier you would just close your eyes only to get caught, but now that’s passé. Looking asleep is something you’ve done so many times that you can never go wrong now.
1. Dealing With Tough Parents
One thing our parents simply abhor is noticing the lights in our room. They have been keeping a tab on it and it’s very difficult to keep away from them the fact that you are actually awake. You cannot escape a mother’s eye when you’re trying to give out an impression that you’re just-about-to-go-off-to-sleep. It’s a constant hide and seek that you play with your parents each and every night. You’ve probably promised your mother a thousand times that today you’ll be early as a lark but then again, you’ve failed to keep your promise.