14 Weirdest Thoughts That Come To My Mind When I Poop

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10:07 am 23 Feb, 2015

It’s the time of the day that belongs solely, entirely and exclusively to me. It a time for awakenings, for flashbacks, for revelations and sometimes, for rigorous brainstorming that even the biggest of board meetings can just not facilitate.

The brain just seems to function at a higher level at the loo. So here are some gems that I could not have thought of anywhere else but commode.

1.  Wow! The inventors of the trousers were so intelligent.

2.  Yaar, gonna start studying from today. Definitely!

3.  No wait. I can get the notes mini Xeroxed just as easily.

4.  I think I can become slim if I poop enough this time.

I poop enough this time

Yes I can do this imgur

5.  I would’ve written the best next Harry Potter book.

6.  If terrorists attack the building while I’m in here, I need a plan on how to save everybody.

7.  What if some snake crawls in from below!!

8.  Is that how it’s supposed to look?

9. Damn, I could’ve been the next Indian Idol, or the Roadie, or the Prime Minister.

10. Anyways, let’s practice that speech I would have given after becoming any of the above.

11. And I need to impress that girl now. Starting thinking of good jokes Mr. Brain.

12. What if we are all inside a comic book? What if that’s the secret of the universe?

13. If somebody’s watching, they’ll definitely choose me to be a superhero.

14. And lastly, sometimes we wonder why do Americans not use water.

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