Now that the Lok Sabha Elections are near, most of us are in a state of dilemma as to whom to vote and elect as the leader for the next 5 years. Although there seems to be a big chance of BJP winning the race this time, after 2 ‘Lok Sabha years’ since most of us want a “change” in the system, there are numerous reasons why one should reelect Congress as the leader. Let’s look at some reasons why we must vote for Congress—
The first and the foremost reason why you must reelect Congress is its nostalgic value. We Indians love to fall back on our past and romanticize our fight for Independence. And, during that time, there weren’t any BJP to fall back on!
You see, there’s more work to be done. Let’s vote for Congress in 2014 because congress is the part of freedom fighters
India has always been the land of Rajas and Maharajas. Hence, the respect that Indians have for “noble” blood is beyond comparison. Keeping this in mind, we don’t see any other noble dynasty in the vicinity other than the famous Gandhi-Nehru clan. Come on, if this guy is no good…
May be, you can vote for the princess
You see, she’s exactly like her granny. Vote for her, please.
We, Indians, love daily-soap like drama, and the farce that Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Vadra put on daily by roaming around the rural areas is simply beyond words to describe. But, definitely, kudos to them for being such splendid actors!
Rahul Gandhi is supposedly the most eligible bachelor in the country— so, girls, if you want to be in the league of having him as your prospective groom, you have no option but to vote for him. Yea, we know, Mr. Modi too is a bachelor, but let’s not talk about him! We just want you to vote for Congress!
India majorly follows a patriarchal filial pattern—but Congress doesn’t follow that. No matter how many Manmohan Singhs and others we have, our God Mother is the one and only Sonia Gandhi. Matriarchy rules!
Speaking of Manmohan Singh, we Indians always loved puppet-dance, didn’t we?
No matter whoever gets the “throne”, the power shall vests in the hands of “the” Matriarch, and hence, we’ll again get to see a helpless man dancing to the whims and fancies of her. Some sort of relaxation, no?
If there’s one word to describe Congress, then it’ll be “Magician”. Well, didn’t you notice how dishonest the honest AAP has become after collaborating with the Congress?
We, the agrarian clan, do not genuinely wish to have an industrialization of India even if that means greater employment, greater status in the world arena.
We want a secular political party in India—so what if it denounces our very own Ramayana and the existence of Ram himself? (Remember, Sonia Gandhi’s special lecture on Ramayana).
Yes, we’ve seen the shiny roads of Gujarat, but thank you! We’re quite used to our wrecked roads, and genuinely don’t wish for anything more. We’re very humble kind, you know! Please help him.
Gujarat had once seen a huge water crisis, but thanks to the rain water harvest scheme, the state has managed this crisis, and pretty well too. Good for them; we’re really very happy standing for hours in the queue and fighting for a bucket of water!
Our country is fond of scam shows like Big Boss, Big Brother to the extent that all the reality shows show some sort of scam or the other.
Now, keeping this in mind, we must select that political party which keeps the capability of providing more and more dozes of scam—preferably on a monthly basis, if not on a daily basis.
We have always been lovers of mystery stories, and having a mystery man (remember all the personal “scams” moving about), Rahul Gandhi, as the Prime Minister would be quite a thrill, right?
Choosing congress over BJP would ensure that you have thrill and excitement all around you—even during the Lok Sabha sessions with the MPs hurling abuses at each other. You can savor all the excitement which a thrilling Indo-Pak cricket match even cannot provide. Now, that’s some food for thought!