Know about them, and you can see there is something else which is as senseless as a movie’s narration without Morgan Freeman’s voice. Yes, it is missing out some day-long entertaining and downright funny twitter accounts speaking like me and you, but in a different way. They are commoners, but keep us active and entertained even during the sleepyheaded hours of office. It’s up to you, but you guys can check out their twitter accounts to decide whether they work like Nitrous Oxide or not. Oops, raise your hands if they make you chuckle for a moment. Scroll down and read on, but remember the list starts with runners-up.
Apology is not a word. It's the tone. — Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) April 30, 2013
New Delhi should insist on some of the Chinese soldiers staying back to represent India in badminton and TT in next Olympics. #Incursion — Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) April 25, 2013
The modern-day Gabbar Singh is your ultimate search of the hipster hunt. I try not to miss his tweets but when I do, I call up someone to ask: Kitne tweets the?
Sarabjit's case has become a popularity contest for both governments. Whatever keeps the Awaam/Junta happy. — Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) April 29, 2013
Dear Mumbai Indians please score enough runs so that Chris Gayle feels the need to hit sixes. Thanks. — Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) April 27, 2013
If you are seeking funny twitter accounts in Indian context, visit this folk who veritably gives a stand-up experience through his tweets. You can learn from him how to tweak an iron rod by using only words.
Break the queue, litter the roads, don't pay taxes, don't vote and then wonder what's wrong with the country. — A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) April 29, 2013
Went to kitchen, couldn't find food at all. Near the window I saw ants getting neighbor's food, one of em yelled "Take it faggot, u need it" — A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) March 13, 2013
Now here is something to cut the bullcraps of gender-based errant amphibians because this girl’s tweets have balls too; surprisingly bigger than yours.
If there is an "online processing charge" when I buy tickets then how have you eliminated the travel agent/middle man for me? — Aditi Mittal (@awryaditi) April 30, 2013
Hahahah. Now all brands know they can whip us into a frenzy, like dogs being promised a car ride when they give out an iPhone 5. — Aditi Mittal (@awryaditi) April 25, 2013
Certainly a cartoon character by profile picture, but carries plenty of reasons to reinvent yourself. P.S. has some terrible lessons that can wet your fancy pajamas.
"Gayle raping bowlers". You guys have disgusting sense of humor! What is funny to you may be offensive to a rape victim. Learn that. — P.S. (@MysticPrism_) April 23, 2013
Being nice is a very exhausting job. — P.S. (@MysticPrism_) April 19, 2013
सरकार का कहना है कि घबराने की कोई बात नहीं है लद्दाख में जो टैंट लगा है वहां चीनी सैनिकों के बच्चे फुंसुक वांगड़ू से ट्यूशन पढ़ने आते हैं। — ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) April 30, 2013
श्रीसंत का ये कहना कि हरभजन ने उन्हें कभी थप्पड़ नहीं मारा, ये बताता है कि अगर इंसान को ज़ोर से थप्पड़ पड़े तो उसकी याददाश्त भी चली जाती है। — ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) April 12, 2013
My only fear is that if China really intrudes India, next year we may be watching CPL games of Shanghai Chinese and Jinjiang warriors. — Bhak Sala (@bhak_sala) April 29, 2013
Indian intellectuals were worried when the rape criminal was attacked in jail. I see them silent for Sarabjit Singh. Stats, nothing else — Bhak Sala (@bhak_sala) April 26, 2013
Virat Kohli should be careful and not abuse tonight. The last time someone abused at the Wankhede, he got banned for 5 years. — Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) April 27, 2013
My barber pintu bhai added me on facebook. :/ :/ :/ — Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) April 14, 2013
Read her tweets to know why the common man is angry and deeply-disgusted.
Along with the Parliament , Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha …can we please also Adjourn this Stupid Govt . #DelhiRape . — Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) April 22, 2013
Had petrol Prices reduced by Rs 1 when Himmatwala released .. Maybe more people would've driven to the theatre … #okbye — Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) April 15, 2013
Accept it, nothing is better than armchair thinking. If want to know why, land to Ramesh Srivats’ account.
Azam Khan should proclaim – My name is Khan. And Azam not a terrorist. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) April 26, 2013
So, watching porn makes one rape; watching cigarettes makes one smoke. Watching bad stuff makes one bad. BAN LOK SABHA TV. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) April 16, 2013