Remembering the fact “Laughter is the best therapy,” we are presenting ten funny sayings, intended to give you a chuckle. We’re sure, these funny sayings will make you laugh out your lungs, each and every time you read ‘em.
10. Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.
9. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
8. He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
7. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
6. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth; that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.
5. At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world but he knows he can’t.
4. We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
3. Death is hereditary.
2. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
1. Where there is a will, there are five hundred relatives.
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