If you are a married man and yet want to laugh then read some funny marriage quotes. Marriage: To some it is a world full of heavenly pleasures while to others it is far more tormenting than an eon in hell. Over the years, men and women have had their own judgment on the institution of marriage; not to mention the holy books which have their own take. Marriage as a topic is perhaps more serious than global warming, more confusing than the meaning of truth and wider than the realm of science but at the same time it is lighter than the lightest feather on earth. Let us look at the lighter part because that is what goes missing from the lives of those who are married. So cheer up!
10. Ralph Waldo Emerson (American essayist, lecturer and poet):
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
9. Mae West (Actress):
They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
8. Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian):
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
7. James Holt McGavran (Author):
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
6. Anonymous (Of course anonymous):
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, a good cook, and great in bed…..But the law allows only one wife.
5. HL Mencken (Journalist, essayist):
Alimony – The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
4. Joey Adams (Comedian):
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
3. Groucho Marx (Film and TV star):
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
2. Anonymous (The same guy/gal again):
I don’t carry any cash anymore – I’m married.
1. Woody Allen (Filmmaker):
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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