There are funny quotes on almost everything and therefore there are funny business quotes too. Business means making strategies, holding board meetings, checking the markets and keeping a tab on possible profitable ventures. However business is not all about seriousness and has its own exclusive funny side. That funny side comes out through the quotes of famous and anonymous people. But mind you we are talking business here and the quotes you are going to read may not be plain silly and contain a bit of wisdom. Let’s cut this short and get down to business.
10. David Brinkley (American Newscaster)
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
9. George Bernard Shaw (Irish playwright)
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
8. J. Paul Getty (Industrialist)
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
7. Benjamin Franklin (Polymath)
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some.
6. Karl Marx (Father of Communism)
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
5. Old West quote
Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
3. Andrew Young (Politician, Pastor)
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world.
2. J. Paul Getty (Industrialist)
If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.
It is lonely at the top. But the view sure is great.
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