Okay, granted that some women really do feel like their husbands are the devil incarnate, I don’t think anyone takes it quite to the level that a woman, Isabella Miroslav, in Texas does. So…the devil didn’t go to Georgia, he went to Texas.
stuppid Those wings do not look real to me.
So Satan is either voyeuristic or rather polite. Or maybe even lazy. Who knows, maybe Miroslav was wearing a shirt with lots of buttons and Satan went, “Like I’ve come up from Hell to spend time on buttons!”
rediff “I dooonn’tt geett tthhissssssss!!!!”
According to Miroslav, God and the devil are rather like Pokémon collectors. So whoever has the most souls can unleash their powers and destroy their opponent. Satan plans to weaken Jesus, invade Heaven and kill all the angels and God.
stuppid This child will change the Real Estate biz.
Real Estate is really risky business. And when it comes to the prime property of Heaven, that exclusive set-up where few can dream of going, it’s not hard to imagine war breaking out over it. So Miroslav invites you to be a Satanist, but you still won’t get to Heaven; you’ll just be spared being sent to hell.
moviepilot Be glad my hands are in my pockets. Or I’d show you.
To make sure he gets a head start, Satan has already impregnated Miroslav; so when Satan’s son will be a 12-year-old American President, Jesus will be born – according to Miroslav’s information. There’s has been some concern about Miroslav’s life because of her claims.
christiancompletely Next on my list? Yogaaaa…and a DNA tesssssst.