11 Hilarious Excuses Pandas Give To Escape Sex…But Don’t You Follow Them

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6:00 pm 13 Oct, 2015

Humans craving sex is easy to measure, but pandas are not so fascinated by sex and they prefer to avoid it. Obviously they can’t tell us why sex is not their cup of tea but let’s imagine what would their excuses be if they talked like humans?

 

1. That’s what happen if you watch too many Salman Khan’s films

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2. That’s called dedication. Who taught you this? Ramdev or Nirmal Baba

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3. Now pandas need Arvind Kejriwal to challenge their rights!

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4. But you can try other positions. Period.

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5. Then how do angels have babies?

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6. She is the Kiran Bedi of the Panda world

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7. I think how you align yourself while having sex is much more important

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8. But who made your horoscope?

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9. It’s time you burn those calories….ahem

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10. Sex and food go hand in hand.

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11. Is there a way to have sex without bodies?

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Credit: Boredpanda

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