13 Things That Happen In Porn But Not In Real life

6:02 pm 5 Aug, 2015

Just like every love story is not DDLJ, porn is not equivalent to real sex. You would have watched porn a thousand times (ok fine, a hundred times) but do you think that real sex is like porn? I think not. Sex is one of the most beautiful blessings but it isn’t as well coordinated as porn. Pleasure is a temporary solution but sex filled with emotions lasts forever.

So, here are the few things that happen only in porn but not real life. It might just change you the way you see porn.

1. No one records with a camera when you’re doing it with your partner.

 

2. Students never fail their exam in porn.

 

3. The electrician actually fixes wiring problems in your house rather than banging you.

 

4. Porn is completely scripted, spontaneity is lost.

 

5. Can you TASTE or SMELL it in porn?

 

6. You can’t bang your female colleague in the office whenever you feel horny.

 

7. There are just too many fake noises that don’t actually happen in real life.

 

8. Not every girl likes being sprayed on her face.

 

9. In porn, you can’t get any job before the interviewer checks you out.

 

10. When puberty hits in real life, you don’t start riding your sister or mom.

 

11. In real life, you do it for your pleasure; not for others.

 

12. Most sex positions used in porn aren’t great for sex, they are great for porn.

 

13. There’s no sensuality or connection in porn.

 

 

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