Most articles on zodiac signs will tell you how awesome you are; I guess that’s why they’re so popular with the masses. Here we’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with you and your family and friends. So put on your armor and read on:
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
What works for the Aries is finally what works against him/her. Aries are known to be dominant and self-contained, but this can translate into pushy, bossy and arrogant behavior that turns others off. Aries also like to argue needlessly and challenge authority even if it isn’t necessary to do so. Their impatience can weigh heavily on those around them.
Catchphrase: I want it NOW!
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
When the Taurean is good, he/she will be reliable and hard-working but, on the flip side, Taureans can want everything for free. They have lofty notions but no wish to work for them. They are often messy, lazy, stubborn and demanding. For them, their comfort comes first, even if it means that everyone else is inconvenienced.
Catchphrase: It’s all about ME!
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Geminis are like an acquired taste; some people love the duality in their nature while others see them as two-faced and unreliable. Due to their many interests, Geminis can become scattered and quick to lose interest in one project and jump to the other. When in a tough situation, Geminis can quickly bail and behave immaturely.
Catchphrase: It’s all YOUR fault!
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Knowing a Cancerian is like navigating through millions of eggshells; there’s no knowing when one will end up hurting their fragile egos and facing their wrath. Anger comes naturally to these sensitive beings, and a day in their lives has more emotions that a Karan Johar movie. Cancerians can be moody and suspicious on a good day.
Catchphrase: Why, God, WHY?!?!
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
As most people familiar with astrology know, Leos are all about their egos; they only like situations that are all about them. Vain and self-absorbed, Leos love to hog all the limelight. They are rarely interested in others’ opinions or feelings; any conversation with Leos doesn’t stray too far from their favorite topic – themselves.
Catchphrase: I’m right, as USUAL!
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
The worst thing about Virgos is their inability to loosen up and live in the moment. They are critical and demanding of others. They also have a tendency to never get over others’ past mistakes and drag them up constantly. Virgos like to believe that they exist on a higher level than others but they’re just afraid of their own animal instincts.
Catchphrase: I’m better than YOU!
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
One for constant dilly-dallying, a Libran can never make up their minds on time. They’re known for not taking a stand on issues and knowing everything in hindsight. Part of the reason they’re like this is because they crave constant approval; They are often superficial and put on airs, pretending to be someone they’re not.
Catchphrase: Don’t drag ME into this!
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
I guess Scorpios are the most maligned of all the zodiac signs – for good reason though. Nobody is as jealous, controlling, demanding and constantly out for revenge as the Scorpio. Add to this, Scorpios hate changes and will fight them even if they are good. Never one to forgive, they hold on to grudges for years and wait to strike back.
Catchphrase: I’m BETRAYED by all I survey!
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
One things that annoys those who know a Sagi is their tendency to think they know more than you and better than you – even if they don’t. With such a lofty opinion of themselves, they often put others down. They have a tendency to stay detached, which makes their criticisms of others very brutal and cold.
Catchphrase: I’m the BEST!
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
The Capricorn is nervous and worried by nature. Even if everything is going smoothly, they will find something to fret about. They can also be very rigid in their beliefs, very set in their ways and completely given over to professional pursuits. A very negative side of Capris is that they’re completely fine with using people to achieve their ends.
Catchphrase: It’s always been done THIS way!
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
One favorite way that Aquarians deal with any problem is to give the silent treatment, which only makes things worse. They’re mostly concerned about themselves and can be cold, detached and oblivious of others’ feelings and needs. Playing blame games comes naturally to them and they can deflect any accusation against them with ease.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisceans are natural born daydreamers. They live their lives with their heads in the clouds; more concerned with day dreams than with the realities of everyday life. This makes them utterly useless in stressful situations. They can often confuse any given situation because they are lost in their world and pay no attention to what’s going on.