I can guess how disgusting it gets when you clean your inbox by reading or deleting those unnecessary mails. Still, they multiply into several unread emails the very next day. This story will surely share the pain you face everyday with those unwanted mails.
Emails really are a monster…
…that captures your computer and makes it his own territory.
Sugar coated words hide his agenda
The more polite he is, the more dire the consequences
Those yellow flags turn not-so-important stuff to so-called urgent matter…
…and leaves you with no choice, but turns you into a diplomat!
He treats you like a helpless being who just can’t categorize.
All those polite messages leave you in confusion
These long emails just can’t be straightforward
You wonder about the forgotten art of letter-writing
Though sometimes you try to get rid of him
And you try to disown him with those frequent clicks…
…that turn into numerous other clicks. You think it’s done…
…until the email monster grows right back up…
It’s never-ending. There is no escape; all you can do is email less and expect less in return too!
How big of a monster is your email? Mine is huge but we’re working on our relationship…so that’s something. Credit: theoatmeal