A respected Indian newspaper published a photograph of me online which had been lightened so drastically by the art director’s magic wand that I called the editor to complain and he apologized and replaced it with the original. The art director had thought he was doing me a favor by whitening my skin.
1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tires. 2. Racism will never end as long as we still first wash white clothes, then other colors later. 3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and white for peace. 4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at funerals. 5. Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not white-listed. 6. Even when playing pool (snooker), you haven’t won until you sink the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the field. BUT I DON’T CARE, SO LONG AS I’M STILL USING WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE, I’M STILL FINE!