What Indian Men Expect And The Reality That Is

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5:00 pm 28 Dec, 2014

The human mind is a complex machine. It creates beautiful illusions and gives us false hopes in the name of expectations. But waking up to realities might be a little surprising for most of us.
Take the case of men in India or anywhere else for that matter. Here’s what they expect and the reality!

 

1. When we go to the gym, we picture ourselves as this Macho Man from TV with sweltering muscles

Reality is, well, just the opposite

When we go to the gym, we picture ourselves as this Macho Man from TV with sweltering muscles

 

2. Women should be easy on us. But its daaru which is the easiest to get a hand on

Women should be easy on us. But its daaru which is the easiest to get a hand on

 

3. When driving, we feel like a Bollywood Hot Shot,

And what we really look like is Mr. Bean

When driving, we feel like a Hollywood Hot Shot,

 

4. We dream of Saturday nights surrounded by girl friends in a club

Reality – we get so busy dreaming that Saturday nights are spent in completing the pending stuff.

We dream of Saturday nights surrounded by girl friends in a club

 

5. We think Bike willies are the best ways to impress a crowd

But when we fall down, something hilarious happens

We think Bike willies are the best ways to impress a crowd

 

6. If we grow a mustache, we expect to look like daring cowboy

But when it grows, we look like Charlie Chaplin

If we grow a mustache, we expect to look like daring cowboy

 

7. A new Hair cut should Make us Neat and Cool, but what we look like is Kim Jong-Un

A new Hair cut should Make us Neat and Cool, but what we look like is Kim Jong-Un

 

8. When we shave our hair, we expect to look like Vin Diesel

What we look like is almost scary

When we shave our hair, we expect to look like Vin Diesel

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9. You may feel like a Jack of all Trades when checking out girls, but in reality it always looks like hungry villains ready to pounce

You may feel like a Jack of all Trades when checking out girls, but in reality it always looks like hungry villains ready to pounce

 

10. Tight T-shirts should complement your physique

But they can also highlight your belly if not worn with caution

Tight T-shirts should complement your physique

 

11. Cow Boy Hats are cool, but they don’t always make you look like Sherlock Homes…….

Cow Boy Hats are cool, but they don’t always make you look like Sherlock Homes

 

12. Marriages may not always sweet and creamy, they can be fiery and hard

Even for men.

Marriages may not always sweet and creamy, they can be fiery and hard

 

13. Proving someone wrong is quite an achievement for men

But if you can’t remain calm after that, this is how it looks like

Proving someone wrong is quite an achievement for men

14. You may fanaticize about bathing with your girlfriend, but be careful with the reality

It may not be worth looking at.

You may fanaticize about bathing with your girlfriend, but be careful with the reality

 

15. Weekend in College should ideally have many activities to do, but it comes down to browsing the internet, rather aimlessly

Weekend in College should ideally have many activities to do, but it comes down to browsing the internet, rather aimlessly

 

16. Who doesn’t like sharing updates on Facebook but not all of them will get a 100+ likes

Who doesn’t like sharing updates on Facebook but not all of them will get a 100+ likes

17. This one’s especially for Indian men ……

You have hairy bodies that none would like to see on a beach.

This one’s especially for Indian men ……

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